Production Firewall — Linux Sysadmin T-Shirt

$25.59 AUD (plus tax)

Root access. Production database. No iptables.

A dry Linux sysadmin joke for developers, homelab builders, server admins and anyone who has ever checked production and immediately regretted it.

root@prod-db-01:~# sudo iptables -L
sudo: iptables: command not found

Printed for people who know that sudo is already unnecessary here — and that the second line is considerably worse.

A good gift for Linux users, DevOps engineers, sysadmins, programmers and homelab enthusiasts.

Wear it to your next production incident.

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More details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.6 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeve and bottom hems
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.